I want you to know, that when I say arse, I really mean ass. Are you an ass face?
If you go in your shower and there's only one bar of soap, and you use said soap to wash your face and your body, then you are probably washing your face with your ass. If you have other people in your house that also use the same bar of soap, you are now washing your face with multiple asses. How is it possible that you've gone this far without putting the ass and face conundrum together? You do know that when people use a bar of soap in the shower, said soap goes everywhere. It goes on faces, it goes on asses, it goes under armpits, it goes on genitalia. Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean and okay to use. Germs and dirt can collect on soap and can also collect on washcloths. My shower has two bars of soap in it, one bar is for my face and the other bar is for the rest of my body.
I guess that people think that because it is soap, it is always sanitary and clean. I'm not sure why people don't think about this problem, maybe I'm just a germaphobe. But because you are reading this, I am sure the next time you go into your shower you will probably think of what you read here. I also would think that it might make you change your ways when it comes to showering.
You can now be cleaner than you have ever been.
Choose one option
A. Washing your face with other people's asses, armpits, and genitalia
B. washing your face with soap that is ass free, genitalia free and armpit free
C. not washing your face at all, and walking around all day with a dirty face
And it doesn't matter if you use the soap first or last. So let's say you get into the shower and wash your face first and then the rest of your body last. The ass part of the soap does not magically wash off. Some will, but there is no guarantee of cleanliness. But the next day you're going to get in the shower and the first thing you do is wash your face and the last thing it touched the day before was probably your ass. See what I mean there's no way to fix it without having a second bar of soap. There's not a lot more to write on this because it's either you have two bars of soap or you don't. You have a choice. Do I call you ass face? I like calling it ass face because it sounds funny and has a nice ring to it.
I would like to think that maybe now after I put this mental picture in your head, that when you get into your next shower, the first thing you will do is think about that bar of soap in the crack of someone's ass and now you're putting it on your nose and around your mouth area. I would like to think that people want to be clean. The fix is simple. And it could only help if you get other people to read this story too, because let's say he/she does the same thing with just one bar of soap in their shower and they washed their face with other people's asses. Later that same day, you run into this person and he/she kisses you and in a way transfers one or all asses from their face onto your face and maybe lips.
Enjoy your lunch today.
My follow-up to this story will be story on handwashing, public restrooms and other ways on how to avoid germs and bacteria that can make you sick or even die if you are not in tip top shape. What to watch for when you go out and how to keep clean and stay germ-free.